At the risk of either overstating the obvious or resorting to a bad cliche, the Vacheron Constantin Replica Historiques Cornes de Vache 1955 is a time machine in both senses of the word. Yes, it tells time, and quite well, but that’s not why everyone got excited when this watch was announced at Watches and Wonders in Hong Kong a couple months ago. That enthusiasm was due to the watch’s throwback good looks and perfect proportions which are inspired by a forebear in Vacheron’s deep archives. Going hands-on with it reminded me just how good a classic handwound dress chronograph can be.
First, a bit of history. The Cornes de Vache (which I’ll call it from here on for the sake of brevity) is based on a watch made in very small numbers starting in 1955, simply called the ref. 6087 but nicknamed the “Cornes de Vache” due to its lugs bearing a resemblance to the horns of a cow. You did pay attention in French class, didn’t you? Vacheron has an archive of timepieces going back to 1755 to choose from, so they’re spoiled for choice but with the 6087 they really pulled out a special one to re-create. That watch was produced in very small numbers and is the only vintage Vacheron chronograph that was considered “waterproof” back in the day, thanks to its screw-on case back and round pushers, which allowed for the use of sealing gaskets. Less than 40 of these watches were built up until Vacheron ceased production in the mid-’60s, making it one of the most rare and desirable chronographs from any maker.
Fast forward to 2015 and Vacheron dazzled collectors and enthusiasts at January’s SIHH when it debuted its Harmony collection, which looked again to the company’s archives for inspiration for a fresh lineup of complicated watches, including a bewitching two-register chronograph called the Harmony Chronograph Small Model. That top men replica watches, with its cushion-shaped case, vaunted caliber 1142 and a 37 mm diameter, is just about right but it has a bezel studded with diamonds squarely aimed at a female market. Vacheronphiles wrung their hands at what could have been and patiently waited. They didn’t have to wait long though, as Vacheron chose the Asian market “Watches and Wonders” fair to debut the Cornes de Vache, which sits in the company’s Historiques family of vintage-inspired novelties.
Of course, part of the Cornes de Vache’s versatility is due to the presence of two round pushers on their protruding stalks, and a tachymetre scale that keep it from being strictly formal wear. Rectangular push-pieces are dressier and make no illusion that they’re up for anything too sporty, whereas the “mushroom” shape of these buttons seal better and offer a more tactile feel. The dial on the Cornes de Vache is as classic as they come and eminently satisfying to gaze upon. The instrument-like blue printed tachy scale and railroad track sub-dials provide the perfect counterweight to the opulence of those lugs. Yes, you could drive your vintage E-Type directly from the opera to the racetrack and still time lap splits with the same watch on your wrist (not part of this week on the wrist sadly). Furthering the utilitarian cues are the blued chronograph hands – sweep seconds and minutes – which differ from the timekeeping running seconds and hour and minute hands, which are polished silver to match the applied Roman numerals on the dial.
At 10.9 mm thick, this isn’t the slimmest chronograph around but is entirely in proportion with the watch’s diameter. The movement inside is that same caliber 1142 from the Harmony Chronograph, a motor that started life as a Lemania 2310 but then considerably modified by Vacheron. For all the talk of in-house movements, this is clearly a case where the merits of the old practice of etablissage (roughly, “outsourcing,” another example of where French sounds better) is perfectly illustrated. Vacheron took a well-respected, high quality chronograph movement and adapted it for its own use, increasing the oscillating rate to 3 Hz, endowing it with a free-sprung balance and decorating it to Vacheron’s usual high standards, including the company’s Maltese Cross logo discretely positioned atop the chronograph mechanism’s column wheel. This isn’t Lange-level decorating (then again, what is?) but tastefully subtle and refined bridge beveling and finishing entirely fitting a copy watches uk of this stature.
Functionally, the chronograph is as delightful to use as you would imagine and expect from a high-end hand-cranker. Winding is smooth and easy thanks to the well-fluted and slightly oversized crown and push-piece action has just the right firmness. The Lemania 2310 ébauche had its origins in the late 1940s and has been found in countless chronographs, from Speedmasters to Pateks and everything in between. There is a reason it’s lasted this long and been used by so many – it is an excellent movement and altogether fitting in a watch that takes inspiration from the great era of hand-wound chronographs, when that caliber was first being built. Going back to my opening remark that the new Cornes de Vache is a time machine, wearing this watch in this size and shape, with that movement inside, is about the closest one can get to wearing a mid-century, high-end chronograph short of dropping $40,000 at a Christie’s auction. I almost wish Vacheron had fitted this one with a solid screwed-in case back to really complete the vintage feel, but modern tastes (and a $69,200 price tag) demand that you see what you’re paying for these days.